A class with blue hairs and cucumbers? Oh dear!!!

Okay.
So I apologize that the first really pregnant dream that I remember seems to be on the sex side of things. However, it is not what you would think when I tell you that I had a "sex" dream.

It starts with me walking into a big room at a seniors complex. Seated in a semi circle at one end of the room are a bunch of elderly women. Why am I in this room one may ask? Apparently I have been hired by the activities manager of complex to teach the old women how to give great head. That is right people! I am there to teach old women how to go down on their old men! As I look around the room I discover that the ladies have been instructed to bring with them props that they think would be appropriate to help them learn the wonderful techniques that I have to offer. I see carrots, lotion bottles, rolled up socks ( I felt bad for that lady because her sock seemed quite floppy), and of course the ever popular cucumber.

I didn't make it very far into that dream. (Thank God!) I got as far as teaching them proper stroking technique and the importance of lube when I was woken up by what else.....the urge to PEE!! I can't say that I was upset about being taken out of that dream, however the bathroom break has ruined many other wonderful dreams.